so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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