He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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