We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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