I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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