Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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