IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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