I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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