Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
