they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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