Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
