its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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