You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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