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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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