How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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