You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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