You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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