I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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