he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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