Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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