the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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