what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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