normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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