Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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