If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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