Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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