Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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