wat bout pragnant strippers??
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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