I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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