bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
bring money and cleavage
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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