you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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