the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I hate all girls vehemently.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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