just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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