i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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