is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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