Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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Ours, apparently.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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