Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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