im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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