is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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