Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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