he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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