went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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