I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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