talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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