Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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