So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
It's just like the Real World with babies
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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