Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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