I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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