But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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