Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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