Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
