Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So much Jack, so little girl.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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