she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm always down for nudity.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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