And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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