Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Fuck appropriateness.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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